Written with the 2P! Characters in mind.
As told by 2P!America to 2P!England:
A long, long time ago, in an ocean not so far away, there was a pirate ship. With a crew as nasty as Blackbeard's. They scourged the Caribbean, taking what they thought they were due. Of course, being a pirate crew, there were odd balls aboard. A pair of twins, one grumpy and blade happy, always ready to skewer someone, the other a noisy flamboyant whose sash around his hip always had to be just so. A brooding, grumpy, ugly Canadian would much rather shoot you with his pistol then talk to you. An equally as grumpy, lazy Frenchman who incidentally had been captured a slave aboard the ship but in time grew too accustomed to being there so he stayed. There was a pair of German's as well, but one was more interesting than the other because it was a she. No other pirate crew dared to have a woman aboard, bad luck and all but this one wouldn't have gotten rid of her for anything. She was their best fighter.&